Welcome to the site of Project Festivus. We are most honored to have you view this site.

This site is best viewed with at least a 56k connection, Flash 4, a good audio hook up, and an open mind.

If you do not have Flash 4, you can get it here.

If we wanted to, we could give you an excellent mp3 player for free. However, you do not need an mp3 player for our site. Your sound hookup will probably do. Therefore, we do not care. Find your own mp3 player.

If you do not have at least a 56k modem, you may experience slow performance on this site. We are working on an alternative viewing site for the modem speed impaired. (Honestly, we recommend at least a T3 connection, but then we might not get any viewers...)

If you do not have an open mind, leave now. We mean it. We do not want you here without an open mind. Go away if you do not have one. Watch hamsterdance or something.

If you have an open mind, please proceed. Watch your step, and do not touch anything that does not belong to you, you might break it or get prosecuted or something...